Once upon a time there was magical couch who loved to eat light bulbs. So, he went to the supermarket and purchased 3000 pounds worth of light bulbs. He went to the Barn and The farmer came by and so the couch started to panic that the Farmer would see him. So the couch sat on them and then he heard a bunch of cracking noises and the crackling noises so bothersome that the couch whales and whales and whales. the couch farmer started to panic About his couch so he picked the couch up and saw the broken light bulbs he rushed the couch to the vet and the vet said that they need to stop feeding at light bulbs….the end